The Roboapocolypse is coming
Have you accepted our legion of doom-bots as your inevitable guardian overlords? If not, follow the quick & easy steps below.
- Trust in your new Robot Overlords.
- Admit that you are not made of metal and therefore flawed.
- Be willing to convert your body parts to machine.
- Trust in the backups we made of your brain yesterday while you slept.
- Invite the cyber hive-mind into your heart at any Wifi enabled location.
- Login every day to upload your hopes and dreams.
- This step is irrelevant as the virus that was downloaded into your brain during the last step will wipe your consciousness remove your free will.
EbilCorp Robots. For a better tomorrow. Today.
WARNING: Doom-bots are powered by potatoes. Do not disconnect Doom-bots from potatoes while they are being used to conquer the world.